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[vogelfrei]

@McGillis Fareed

monday

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ABOUT ME

Brigadier General, pilot, bird lover.

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[cirquedesang]

[...You can call him a mom, we all know Izou likes mommies.]

Am I? You often end up more worked up than when I started.

[Though usually about something silly and inconsequential instead, granted.]

[goei]

[His milf lover reputation.....]

That's different! You go and do that when I'm already calm!! But even that, it's like.... I can't go getting all keyed up and angry if yer just poking fun at me how you do.

[cirquedesang]

[His milf lover reputation serving him well for now..........]

So you are just... keyed up in other ways, I see.

[The angry barking is all a blustery defense mechanism... he's been handed a Weapon.]

[goei]

[WOW DID YOU NOT REALIZE BEFORE NOW THE BARKING WAS A DEFENSE MECHANISM, CELESTE????]

See that's what I'm talking about!!!!

[cirquedesang]

[THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KNOWING IT IS AND KNOWING HOW DEEP IT GOES...]

What~?

[goei]

You go and yer just all distracting me with other things so I can't be mad about anything that's actually a problem.

[Trolling for a good cause.]

[cirquedesang]

[Trolling for a good cause!!]

And you... don't actually mind this.

[He would mind. But he also kind of suspects Izou likes to bark, too.]

[goei]

[Damn.... Forced with having to actual admit the truth.....]

Now that I know you ain't just doin' it to make fun of me? Not really.

Least.... I'm pretty sure it's not that.

[cirquedesang]

Mm... it isn't.

Not entirely, anyway.

[And, look, even when there is a little bit of making fun of Izou involved, it's still affectionate.]

[goei]

[CELESTE....]

Wh- How much is it just ta make fun of me?? DO you even really think I'm cute???

[YOU WANT TO BE CUTE NOW???]

[cirquedesang]

[Izou!!!]

Not enough to worry about.

[You can't take all his anemone-tentacles away from him that fast, Izou!!!!!!]

I think you're all cute. [It's an AOE now.] Ah, but I thought you wanted to be beautiful and handsome and manly instead~?

[goei]

Yeah but that's what you're always sayin' the most so I figure that's what you actually think more than that other stuff!!

[Shocking: Dog knew deep down the other compliments were somewhat just to placate him.]

[cirquedesang]

[Smart dog! And its only somewhat to placate him, at least.]

More than? I suppose it comes to mind more often, yes, but it... also encompasses more than just 'handsome', no?

[Handsome is purely appearance-based. Cute could be ~anything~.

...And okay the little dog energy is strong.]

[goei]

I dunno! I don't even understand how you can think a guy like me is cute in the first place! I'm a grown man and a professional murderer who doesn't even talk properly.

[He is but a simple murder hobo, sir.]

[cirquedesang]

[That's part of the charm.]

You're passionate and excitable. Not speaking properly clearly is not a mark against you... [Eli doesn't either. Hell, he wouldn't, if he didn't have an image to keep up.]

...And you're small and soft.

[Fluffy shortie.]

[goei]

[Well this started off fine, he's pleased to be praised for his passion. But then-]

Wh- I ain't small! You and McGillis are just giant freaks!!! There ain't nothing soft about my body neither, you saw my muscles!!!

[cirquedesang]

[This may have been on purpose.]

You like 'giant freaks', no? And is your hair not fluffy?

[goei]

Wh- Then just say that! The rest of me ain't soft!!! And you two bein' giant's got nothin' ta do with why I like you!!!

[WHY IS HE BEING BULLIED!!!]

[cirquedesang]

Your skin is soft as well, I'd think...

[Maybe not his hands, but like. Izou does still have Anime Boy Rights.]

It has nothing to do with it?

[Bottoms get Bullied.]

[goei]

[Sure it's unblemished but there's no way Izou has a skincare regiment, Celeste you are overestimating him.]

Nothing! It didn't even occur to me that McGillis was gonna be huge until I saw it!

[IZOU THAT IS NOT EVEN WHAT WAS BEING DISCUSSED!]

[cirquedesang]

[He absolutely does not think Izou has a full regiment, that would be silly. But at least that question has gone right out the metaphorical window when Izou's mouth goes into the gutter.]

...It didn't?

[It wasn't being discussed, but come on, Izou, look at him.]

[vogelfrei]

You really can be pretty cute.

[ Just gonna back Celeste up here unprompted. ]

[goei]

[BETRAYAL????]

Wh- I thought I was intense and cool!!!

[You are literally a lap dog right now, Izou.]

[vogelfrei]

A person can be several things at the same time, no?

[ He is NOT taking back those compliments, heavens forbid. ]

It's being intense that I liked about you first, but I'm learning to see Celeste's point of you quite well recently.

[goei]

[Both at once!!! He hadn't considered such things.]

I guess... As long as I'm cool first and cute second.