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[vogelfrei]

@McGillis Fareed

monday

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Brigadier General, pilot, bird lover.

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[cirquedesang]

Mm... it isn't.

Not entirely, anyway.

[And, look, even when there is a little bit of making fun of Izou involved, it's still affectionate.]

[goei]

[CELESTE....]

Wh- How much is it just ta make fun of me?? DO you even really think I'm cute???

[YOU WANT TO BE CUTE NOW???]

[cirquedesang]

[Izou!!!]

Not enough to worry about.

[You can't take all his anemone-tentacles away from him that fast, Izou!!!!!!]

I think you're all cute. [It's an AOE now.] Ah, but I thought you wanted to be beautiful and handsome and manly instead~?

[goei]

Yeah but that's what you're always sayin' the most so I figure that's what you actually think more than that other stuff!!

[Shocking: Dog knew deep down the other compliments were somewhat just to placate him.]

[cirquedesang]

[Smart dog! And its only somewhat to placate him, at least.]

More than? I suppose it comes to mind more often, yes, but it... also encompasses more than just 'handsome', no?

[Handsome is purely appearance-based. Cute could be ~anything~.

...And okay the little dog energy is strong.]

[goei]

I dunno! I don't even understand how you can think a guy like me is cute in the first place! I'm a grown man and a professional murderer who doesn't even talk properly.

[He is but a simple murder hobo, sir.]

[cirquedesang]

[That's part of the charm.]

You're passionate and excitable. Not speaking properly clearly is not a mark against you... [Eli doesn't either. Hell, he wouldn't, if he didn't have an image to keep up.]

...And you're small and soft.

[Fluffy shortie.]

[goei]

[Well this started off fine, he's pleased to be praised for his passion. But then-]

Wh- I ain't small! You and McGillis are just giant freaks!!! There ain't nothing soft about my body neither, you saw my muscles!!!

[cirquedesang]

[This may have been on purpose.]

You like 'giant freaks', no? And is your hair not fluffy?

[goei]

Wh- Then just say that! The rest of me ain't soft!!! And you two bein' giant's got nothin' ta do with why I like you!!!

[WHY IS HE BEING BULLIED!!!]

[cirquedesang]

Your skin is soft as well, I'd think...

[Maybe not his hands, but like. Izou does still have Anime Boy Rights.]

It has nothing to do with it?

[Bottoms get Bullied.]

[goei]

[Sure it's unblemished but there's no way Izou has a skincare regiment, Celeste you are overestimating him.]

Nothing! It didn't even occur to me that McGillis was gonna be huge until I saw it!

[IZOU THAT IS NOT EVEN WHAT WAS BEING DISCUSSED!]

[cirquedesang]

[He absolutely does not think Izou has a full regiment, that would be silly. But at least that question has gone right out the metaphorical window when Izou's mouth goes into the gutter.]

...It didn't?

[It wasn't being discussed, but come on, Izou, look at him.]

[goei]

[What else is them being tall useful for, is what Izou thinks.]

No! I mean, I wasn't even expectin' ta get that far so I hadn't even thought about it before then!!! And I ain't ever seen a dick that big before!!!

[When Luna gets up McGillis is going to murder Izou I think.]

[cirquedesang]

[Being tall doesn't automatically mean big dicks, but if he could read the metatext it'd be good to know that Izou is also expecting him to be massive, too.]

Well. It's a shame we won't see it here, then.

[If Luna doesn't kill us first.]

[goei]

[It does when you're McGillis sized since he is simply irresponsibly big.]

Honestly it's almost kinda intimidating. I handled it though.

[One of the other.]

[cirquedesang]

[He really is. How dare he.]

With how often you've been in his lap since, I think you're eager to handle it again.

[goei]

[Izou, who just operates on instinct half the time and never interrogated his lap sitting urges.]

I- That ain't it!

[He pauses.]

I mean, I am, but that's unrelated!! I'm just claimin' my territory!!!

[vogelfrei]

[ Ever since Izou started bringing up his dick, McGillis has been pointedly slurping his milkshake. Is it possible to passive aggressively take long sips through a straw? Signs point to yes!

But then Celeste says that and he's just. ]

Not all of us are exhibitionists.

[cirquedesang]

[One could say the way you're giving attention to that straw shows you could be giving attention to other things, McGillis.

(One also knows he's not about that life.)

But then he's called out.]

Such mild exhibitionism in a private, soundproof room~

[But it is technically public, so he's not the most incorrect.]

[vogelfrei]

Celeste.

[ FLAT STARE OF DISAPPOINTMENT. ]

[vogelfrei]

You really can be pretty cute.

[ Just gonna back Celeste up here unprompted. ]

[goei]

[BETRAYAL????]

Wh- I thought I was intense and cool!!!

[You are literally a lap dog right now, Izou.]

[vogelfrei]

A person can be several things at the same time, no?

[ He is NOT taking back those compliments, heavens forbid. ]

It's being intense that I liked about you first, but I'm learning to see Celeste's point of you quite well recently.

[goei]

[Both at once!!! He hadn't considered such things.]

I guess... As long as I'm cool first and cute second.