[He absolutely does not think Izou has a full regiment, that would be silly. But at least that question has gone right out the metaphorical window when Izou's mouth goes into the gutter.]
...It didn't?
[It wasn't being discussed, but come on, Izou, look at him.]
[Being tall doesn't automatically mean big dicks, but if he could read the metatext it'd be good to know that Izou is also expecting him to be massive, too.]
[Where's the lie? He's certainly been called worse.]
I wonder~
[So it wasn't the intent, but. Considering the way this whole discussion has been going, it can sure count for the purposes of flustering Izou.
...But he's also not going to directly admit to having bitten McGillis without the go-ahead from him, so. Best to leave that a bit vague and maybe get a dog or two barking about it.]
[ Ever since Izou started bringing up his dick, McGillis has been pointedly slurping his milkshake. Is it possible to passive aggressively take long sips through a straw? Signs point to yes!
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[Maybe not his hands, but like. Izou does still have Anime Boy Rights.]
It has nothing to do with it?
[Bottoms get Bullied.]
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Nothing! It didn't even occur to me that McGillis was gonna be huge until I saw it!
[IZOU THAT IS NOT EVEN WHAT WAS BEING DISCUSSED!]
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...It didn't?
[It wasn't being discussed, but come on, Izou, look at him.]
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No! I mean, I wasn't even expectin' ta get that far so I hadn't even thought about it before then!!! And I ain't ever seen a dick that big before!!!
[When Luna gets up McGillis is going to murder Izou I think.]
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Well. It's a shame we won't see it here, then.
[If Luna doesn't kill us first.]
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Honestly it's almost kinda intimidating. I handled it though.
[One of the other.]
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With how often you've been in his lap since, I think you're eager to handle it again.
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I- That ain't it!
[He pauses.]
I mean, I am, but that's unrelated!! I'm just claimin' my territory!!!
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[Pot, kettle. It's really bully the bottom hours.]
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[THE DOGGY BITES BACK!!!]
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I never said I wasn't staking territory with biting, you know.
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If you were, does that mean you've already staked a claim on everyone here?
[ Look, Celeste has bitten him and Izou. What about McGillis?! ]
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I wonder~
[So it wasn't the intent, but. Considering the way this whole discussion has been going, it can sure count for the purposes of flustering Izou.
...But he's also not going to directly admit to having bitten McGillis without the go-ahead from him, so. Best to leave that a bit vague and maybe get a dog or two barking about it.]
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You're a horrible crass man child but he wants you, too. ]
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But then Celeste says that and he's just. ]
Not all of us are exhibitionists.
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(One also knows he's not about that life.)
But then he's called out.]
Such mild exhibitionism in a private, soundproof room~
[But it is technically public, so he's not the most incorrect.]
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[ FLAT STARE OF DISAPPOINTMENT. ]
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[Neutral smile. :)]
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You're going to have to try harder to get into my pants.
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A lesser man would imply something about you wanting me to rise to the challenge, you know.
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[ Fakest thing anybody has ever said. ]
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[Second fakest thing anybody has ever said.]
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[This is a joke don't kill him.]
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Now, I'm fairly sure I had different reasons, but I guess if that's the assumption you're satisfied with....