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[Izou couldn't keep track of where everyone stood on the McGillis issue, so he was fully planning on bragging without saying who it was. But hey!! Bonus side effect of knowing Eli is fine with his weird situation.]

I mean It's uh what's the word. Proponent. It makes sense fer his size But he's huge so!!!

[He means... Proportional.]

[ Look, Eli doesn't want to choose between Izou and McGillis. Izou would ultimately win, but don't make him?! Okay?! ]

u mean porportianal

[ Good lord, someone help these idiots. ]

damn so ur saying it was massive huh

[Well yeah but some people are more mad about what McGillis said than others! Izou's not going to remember.]

Biggest I've ever seen Like I heard European guys got bigger ones but damn Not that I can't handle it though

you handled it?// so u were the one taking it damn how did u walk after was it good?/

I didn't walk anywhere until the next morning It was crazy

[How... Does he even describe it without being too crass even for him or revealing that he's actually having gross soft emotions about it?]

It was exactly what I expected from a guy that can put up as much of a fight as him. Intense.

niiiice well im glad u 2 had a good night u going 2 keep seeing each other??/

Yeah that's the craziest part, he already mentioned a second date??? Or maybe the crazy part is that I want one?? Anyway what about you, Eli???

a second?????//? shit hes taking u out more than i do celeste i cant let that happen

[ CRAP, HE NEEDS TO THINK OF ANOTHER DATE. One that isn't just seeing the play McGillis is in! ]

what u mean me and celeste??/ we skipped the end of the ball to go do stuff

Stuff????? You suggesting what I think yer suggesting??? You scored too???

sure did we went aaaall night in the temple

In the temple?????????? Damn I mean I guess the goddess can't complain you guys were definitely making bonds Did you get held or was it you doin' Celeste???

had no idea where else to go so yeah we took turns???

Huh... Was it good? Did you like doin' one more than the other? This was yer first time, right?

[He would have assumed Eli had kissed before, but... sorry Eli you had Virgin Vibes.]

[ HE TOLD IZOU HE'S A VIRGIN, WOW. Admittedly, that was when they were still being mean to each other. ]

yeah???/ course it was my first time i keep telling every1 no one wants 2 get near anyone with lycanthropy where im from christ am i sposed 2 like 1 more than the other??/ both were good

Oh right duh I mean not that they were right to think that but you did say all of that And no I mean I guess you don't have to?? I'm not like an expert or nothing. Just most people I've been with have a preference.