You take a blood sample in the privacy of your own home and you mail it into a clinic rather than going in person. For security measures, we can use a post box as a result return address - your name won't be attached in any way.
If they freak out about something in the blood, they won't be able to pin it back down to us and... I'll give up, I suppose. Very begrudgingly.
[ And if they do freak out and he gets no results?! ]
Sorry. If I were back in my world, the clinic wouldn't give a shit. I mean, they've never mentioned my blood being funny? Or maybe they're just used to seeing lycanthropy in samples...
[ At least postage within the same town is fast. ]
And there's no need to apologize. You have good reasons to not want to go to a clinic in person and I'm not about to force that on you. This is the compromise I can think of that takes both of our comfort and safety into account...
But also you're free to use condoms in the meantime. I know I'm dealing with impatient people here.
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If they freak out about something in the blood, they won't be able to pin it back down to us and... I'll give up, I suppose. Very begrudgingly.
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[ And if they do freak out and he gets no results?! ]
Sorry. If I were back in my world, the clinic wouldn't give a shit. I mean, they've never mentioned my blood being funny? Or maybe they're just used to seeing lycanthropy in samples...
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[ At least postage within the same town is fast. ]
And there's no need to apologize. You have good reasons to not want to go to a clinic in person and I'm not about to force that on you. This is the compromise I can think of that takes both of our comfort and safety into account...
But also you're free to use condoms in the meantime. I know I'm dealing with impatient people here.