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[vogelfrei]

@McGillis Fareed

monday

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[vogelfrei]

Then you cease being the sword genius and start being the sheath in his allegory.

[goei]

The sheath's an important part of swordplay!!! Ain't you ever heard of battoujutsu???

[Izou if you stopped to think for five seconds you'd already know he hasn't.]

[vogelfrei]

But the one actually doing the sheathing would still be me.

[ However, much more importantly than arguing about this: ]

So how does battoujutsu work?

[goei]

[He has no counter argument so he's just going to take the out to talk about actual swords.]

'S the art of drawing yer sword! Obviously a lotta people just draw their sword before they start fighting, but some schools incorporate the draw, or even treat a sheathed stance.

[Izou gets up and steps away from anything stabbable in the room.]

Somethin' like this;

[He places a hand on the sheath of his wakizashi and then with his free hand, draws it with the same lightning speed his actual attacks usually have. Of course he lets the tip of it hang in the air in front of McGillis's face for a few second before putting it away.]

[vogelfrei]

[ McGillis doesn't flinch at all.

In fact, after all the nonsense, this is what makes him genuinely smile.

Izou's sword skill might not have been on the top of the list he likes about him, but it's certainly a bonus. ]

Not bad at all. The act of drawing your weapon as part of the attack... Useful for assassination, I'd wager?

[goei]

[Yeah almost hitting McGillis with his sword was intentional and it was flirting. They are so normal.]

Useful fer that and bein' a bodyguard, since you gotta make yer draw count if you're the one gettin' jumped too.

[vogelfrei]

You should let me watch you train sometime.

[ Show off for him when we're not gonna destroy a rental room by doing so. ]

[goei]

[Izou is visibly excited by this.]

Yeah!! Any time you want!

[fullmoonmutt]

Don't you mean buttoujutsu in this case, Izou?

[ Look, shut up, he's a twenty-year-old punk, he gets to be like this. ]

[goei]

How 'bout I use it on you and you tell me!?

[He's still standing up right now he could do it!!!!]

[fullmoonmutt]

What? Your sword or your dick? 'cause I don't think this is the right place for either of those, mate.

[cirquedesang]

Ah... it could be the right place for one of those things, but I don't believe Izou wants to use it on any of us.

[This boy is a bottom dot gif]

[fullmoonmutt]

What, you serious?

[ Here?! Celeste?! ]

Nah. I only want to do that kind of stuff in weird spots like this with you. If me and Izou did that, it'd be way too loud.

[vogelfrei]

Yes. Public indecency on your own time and dime, please.

[ As long as he is the officially listed person renting this room, you will not be having sex in it.

Like, not that he is entirely opposed to doing it in weird places. But that does take a very specific mood. ]

[goei]

[WOW DON'T JUST ASSUME!!!]

I-I could!!! The room's soundproof ain't it???

[fullmoonmutt]

Yeah? Then who do you want to use it on the most, huh?

[goei]

[Izou, who was in fact clocked correctly and hadn't thought about this question at all previously, caught out.]

Uhh......... I guess Celeste?

[Flexible....]

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Very flexible. ]

Yeah? You think you could handle him that way, huh?

[ look even eli can see izou is the biggest bottom of all time here ]

[goei]

[BE NICE TO HIM!!!!! HE COULD DO IT IF HE TRIED!!!!!]

Oi, oi, oi! Don't get all smug on me, I've got way more experience than you, you punk!!!

[fullmoonmutt]

You sure about that? Hope you're willing to prove it.

[ ...after their McGillis mandated STI tests. ]

[goei]

Obviously. Yer gonna be beggin' for mercy when I'm done with you. Just ask McGillis!

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Well, since Izou suggested it! Eli's gaze shifts to McGillis questioningly. ]

Well? How good is Manlayer's dick?

...... more nsfw talk than average for this thread.............

[vogelfrei]

[ Between Izou loudly bragging about taking his massive cock, Eli listing Celeste's most desirable traits, and whatever suggestions of on-the-table-gymnastics going on here, this meeting is an absolute disaster. McGillis really ought to be shutting this down--

.... oh, what the hell.

If the smile that slowly spreads over his face feels foreboding, that's because it should. ]

Oh, so you want to hear it from me, huh? It's enticing - pulsing in my hands, twitching in the back of my throat... [ For a moment he makes a show of pretending to reminisce, then he rests his chin on Izou's head and locks eyes with Eli again. ]

Yeah, you wouldn't be able to keep your hands off him for a second, I'd wager. But beware, he's going to swallow you whole. ...mhm, yes, I do think he'd make you cry with it.

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Excepting McGillis, of all people, to go that far in his description is so unexpected that Eli stares back at him for a long while as he gradually grows redder... and redder... and finally has to look away. He is not winning this particular staring contest.

Whaaat the fuck? ]

...oh. [ Eli clears his throat in embrassement. ] I mean. I don't think he could make me cry, but... that sounds... like a lot.

[ He'll sneak a peek up again, giving McGillis and Izou both a sidelong look. ]

Uh, when are we doing this whole thing again, anyway?

[goei]

[IZOU WASN'T EVEN GOING TO BE SURPRISED IF MCGILLIS REFUSED TO GIVE A REVIEW AT ALL SO THIS LEVEL OF DETAIL CATCHES HIM AS A STRAY, but at least McGillis can't see how red he turns.]

Y-Yeah, see! I ain't no slouch when it comes to this stuff!!!