[ He will! Assuming he can manage it and not simply end the attempt all tied up in silks and falling over. That is bound to happen at least once. ]

Okay, okay, I get it. Everyone else here takes everyday things for granted, like nice mattresses.

[ Eli turns his head to look back Celeste's way and makes a face at him. Nyeh. It's short-lived since he isn't actually mad about this. ]

I could spend all morning listing what I've been surprised by.