[If the "teach me how to do things" continues to be a pretense for intimacy, he really can't help but wonder if Eli will like silks for the sole reason of being able to make a hammock for himself... Definitely something to discover in the future.]

You can pick up the dorm mattresses with one hand to change the sheets on the top bunk... they're barely a mattress.

[...Well, okay, probably two hands if you don't want to fight it, but look who is here.]