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[vogelfrei]

@McGillis Fareed

monday

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ABOUT ME

Brigadier General, pilot, bird lover.

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[goei]

Big talk callin ME old when yer banging Celeste who's probably older than all of us combined.

[fullmoonmutt]

Oi! Don't call Celeste old! I'll kick your ass!

[ Even though it's true! ]

[goei]

If I'm old just cause I was born over a hundred years ago then so is he!!!!

[cirquedesang]

I wasn't born over a hundred years ago~

[...Barely.]

[goei]

You weren't?? How long ago was it??

[cirquedesang]

At this point... Ninety-nine years, I think.

[Depending on how Dates Here vs Dates At Home work, you know. The least troublesome of the timey wimey bullshit.]

[goei]

That's basically 100!!!! I was only alive for 27!!!

[HIS POINT STANDS!!!]

[cirquedesang]

I was only alive for 23.

[He's doing this on purpose.]

[goei]

[YOUR UNDEAD ASS.]

You know what I mean!!! Like you're not alive but you still think and do stuff!!!

[cirquedesang]

[You want this undead ass, Izou.]

And how often were you summoned? That has to count for some years, no?

[goei]

It don't count because I don't got clear memories of them cause I don't experience them in order!

[Since time doesn't exist in the throne... Technically he has no sense of his summonings happening in any order.]

[cirquedesang]

That... I don't quite understand, but that does sound awful.

[Just... an indeterminate amount of time lost? No thanks.]

[fullmoonmutt]

You're old because you're super old! Celeste is modern and shit, even if he's been around a long time!

[goei]

Well then by that logic we gotta call McGillis a baby because he's from the future!! Is that what you want, to force me to date a baby????

[YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOUR BRO, WOULD YOU???]

[fullmoonmutt]

What?! No?! It doesn't work backward like that!

[ For some reason. Look, this is all non-sensical in the first place. ]

[goei]

Well now yer just making up rules.

[fullmoonmutt]

So?! Just don't call Celeste old and... and I won't say that you're dating a baby!

[ Actually, if anyone here is dating a baby, it's Celeste, but shh. ]

[goei]

Wh- No!!! This was about you callin' me a geezer when I ain't even the oldest here!! If Celeste ain't old neither am I!!!

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Grrrr. ]

Fine. Don't want to be called geezer? I'll call ya a dumbass instead.

[vogelfrei]

[ Hey. ]

Our approximately one millennium of age gap.... scandalous.