[ One last ruffle for the road... Eli won't try to avoid it. He won't lean into it, either, since he isn't even close to being drunk yet. ]

Eh, I already ditched the "beat up the goddess" plan. Izou's an idiot, but he's right; it was a shitty idea. I still want to talk to her, though.

[ Sour green apple bottle opened, sip taken, and Eli immediately jerks away from it, holding it further afar as if it had just bit him. ]

Pfah! Too sour! That isn't anything like an apple!